I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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