Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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