y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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