When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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