idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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