Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Randomize
