I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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