My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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