Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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