well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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