Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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