i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
only you would photoshop your dick
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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