Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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