Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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