my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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