I murdered the dance floor call the cops
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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