1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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