My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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