Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
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...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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