i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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