I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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