Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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