I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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