So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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