just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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