dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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