You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
The maid of honor just puked.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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