Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
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