we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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