oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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