Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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