he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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