Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize