Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
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She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
When are your genitals available?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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