Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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