I am in a vortex of obligation.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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