I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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