Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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