ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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