I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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