my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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