How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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