4 words: hood of his car
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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