Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
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Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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