When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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