God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
