Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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