you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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