On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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