i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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