seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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