I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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