Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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